Once upon a time Daddy bear said; 'We need some cheap life insurance'

Published Monday, 5th Oct 17:42 BST

Once upon a time Daddy bear said;

'We need some cheap life insurance'

Mummy bear replied

'Yes and see if you can finda cheap life insurance company that will give us free coverage for home contents and that includes food!'

'Yes dear'

'will that include my bed and chair I don't want to have to do without for ages if we get another intruder?' said baby bear.

'I'll see what I can find'

'We will come with you to make sure you get cheap life insurance with free contents cover. Besides we do some shopping while we are out ,come on baby bear'

So off they all went through the wood to town. On the way they met Mr Badger.

'And where you all going this fine day'

Daddy bear explained they were looking for cheap life insurance and that they were going to speak to Walter weasel in his office.

'Well if you want my advice you would go to the library and Mrs toot will sort you out with a computer and you can compare dot com all the insurance companies and find out the best cover for yourself and its free. If you go to Mr Weasel he will charge you and he will only have contact with a select number of companies that he has chosen that provide him with the best commission mark my words'.

'Oh lets dad, lets go on the computer' baby bear dragged his dad in the direction of the library where they soon got themselves sorted out and signed up for a policy which suited them.

They left the library and went to he green grocers for some fresh fruit and nuts. They stopped at the unisex hairdressers too for a shampoo and trim. On the walk home they tucked into a fish pop, a treat from the fishmongers a frozen fish on a stick.

When the arrived home they saw the door was open.

'Shes here again that confounded Goldilocks. She turned out to be such a delightful child in the end and we made friends with her, now she is doing us bad again'

'How dare she !' hissed mummy bear

'I'm scared ' cried baby bear

Daddy bear grabbed a large stick and crept into the house

and what he saw was complete destruction. He crept upstairs and there rooting in the cupboards were the two most wicked weasels in the wood .They were ransacking their property. Daddy bear chased after them with his stick and the squealed ad shot out of their house.

Mummy bear and baby bear huddled together .

'Can you believe how lucky we were to get free contents insurance. You won't have long to wait to get everything put right. It wasn't Goldilocks after all'

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